thatguywiththeincredibleusername:

Butts Souls II: “BUTTS, SEEK MORE BUTTS.”

"LARGER, MORE POWERFUL BUTTS, LEST THIS BUTT SWALLOW YOU WHOLE, AS IT HAS SO MANY OTHERS"

thatguywiththeincredibleusername:

Butts Souls II: “BUTTS, SEEK MORE BUTTS.”

"LARGER, MORE POWERFUL BUTTS, LEST THIS BUTT SWALLOW YOU WHOLE, AS IT HAS SO MANY OTHERS"

(via chosen-undead)

Isn’t it funny
how we
can still be so
disappointed
when we really
aren’t hoping
for anything.
Like when we
walk into the
gas station bathroom
and see the toilet
still full
of someone else’s
shit.

I never thought

I’d live long enough

to be

proud

of how long

I’ve lived.

Here, have some of my most recent shit.
hand painted ortho/litho film collaged together.
(the paint on the back of the film acts as a glue to hold them together)
Neat-o.

Here, have some of my most recent shit.

hand painted ortho/litho film collaged together.

(the paint on the back of the film acts as a glue to hold them together)

Neat-o.

Want a quick, cheap, easy and fun way to make double sided tape at home?

Step one: Take a piece of regular one sided tape.

Step two: Take a piece of double sided tape and stick it to the non-sticky side of the regular tape.

Step three: Go to the store because you don’t have double sided tape at home.

What the fuck am I doing.

What the fuck am I doing.

My heart beats
like the footsteps
of a
frightened
old
man
carefully walking
through a poorly lit
hallway
not knowing
how much further
he can possibly

go.

And even if you were buried,

on the other side of the earth

you’d still be,

ten thousand miles

too close.

Things

I was driving

I saw a dead bird in the middle of the road, so

naturally

I pulled over.

I had a shoebox

So I went to gather up the dead bird.

The dead bird ended up being a pile of

crumpled up

papers.

I put in the box anyway.

Later on,

I buried it in my backyard.